Hexel

"Keep the change, bitch." ~Hexel

Seducer, warrior, and legend, Hexel, at first blush, seems to be the perfect being; vibrating pure, sexual energy at an almost dangerous level, so unmatched in wit and skill it's enough to bring a grown man to tears, but this power came at a terrible price.

Traversing the highest mountains of his lands at a young age, Hexel spoke to the gods with a simple, yet age-old and undefeated question: "what would your channel sucks look like if it were edited by a pair of socks?"

Hexel spent years sacrilegiously following in I ARE TECH's footsteps, so obsessed with replicating his craft, he ended up copying everything he did, only imperfect, and no where near the same quality, though he kept on. Only when Techticus himself confronted Hexel was he ultimately defeated, though spared, left to continue on his journey to make subpar Your Channel Sucks rants, in PROLOGUE.

Unfortunately, Hexel had inadvertently given Tech violent aids through physical contact, forcing Tech to break himself down into multiple lesser beings to escape his fate.