Spider Gang

"The coast is clear, let's make this money, niggas." ~Unnamed Spider

The Spider Gang first appeared in H Y D R O G E N #2, when a little girl for show and tell supposedly wanted to show her pet mouse Roger, when the box he was supposed to be carried in was really filled with several bloodthirsty, sentient spiders. Whether or not this was a ploy to trick Tech, or just a simple mistake on the little girl's part is unknown.

The Spiders then took to the city to spread chaos and mayhem, until the shotgun they stole from Tech's ammo went empty. One of the spiders suggested to travel to Pluto, to ask the Governor of Ice for more shells. Although the Governor refused, this was trivial in light of their next move, selling the tractor beam to Solar Sands off eBay for seventy-thousand clouts, giving them an opportunity to be on the way home, which can all be seen in I ARE TECH.